Monky Business

ABBOT COSTELLO enters audience BELIEVED THINGS Bernard's Bible Bishop Aloysius BROTHER BROOKS BROTHER CLARENCE enters BROTHER FORTE BROTHER LEE LOVE BROTHER'S KEEPER buck pie CALLER Casino Royale CELIBACY Charlton Heston CHEERFUL GIVER chewing CLARENCE exits clipboard David and Forte DEMONIC V.O. donated dough father Forte Show FORTE's gatehouse give GOTTA Gregg Opelka HEAVEN HEAVENLY REWARD hundred dollars keep KEEPIN Ladies and gentlemen LEAD MONK LEE LOVE enters Loam's LOVE waves LOVES A CHEERFUL Mae West magic act Matthew Mayhem MAYOR OFFWHITE MERRY MONASTERY microphone MIRACLE MONK MOHAIR RAG Monk-of-the-Month MONKY BUSINESS MUSIC CUE musical theater offstage Okay Oscar Straus phones PRAISE THE LORD radiothon reading robe SATAN V.O. SATAN'S PLACE SATANIC FANFARE save the monastery script SINGIN SONG sorry sound-effects table stage STAN tally board THANK THERE'S toupee voice W.C. Fields WGOD What's WHO'S THE GUY worry